Shork
Shitpost: January 21, 2025

In February of 2024, I went to Columbus OH with my friend Noelle. We had a few goals: Get out of the house, see some new stuff, and go to Ikea. I woke up, called off work, drove out to her place, picked her up, went to the hotel, dropped stuff off, and started to vibe around. It was a really nice trip! The best part? I got one of those shark plushies from Ikea.

I don't really have anything I want to do with this page, I just want to say that I like the Ikea Shark. I call it Shork because I heard someone else say that once and thought it was funny. It's big, it's cozy, it's cuddly, it's fuzzy, it looks funny in pictures...

don't say mean things about shork, they do be packing...